February 2012
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
6 posts
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Jan 30th
87 notes
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A Letter To Toy Makers
Dear makers of agitating and semi-pointless kid’s toys, Don’t take this the wrong way, but on behalf of all the parents in the world, go eat a warm sandwich baggie full of farts. I’m sorry to use such harsh language but your incessant songs/rhymes/repetitive phrases voiced by a woman that sounds as if she chugs carafes of coffee before shoving an open umbrella up her...
Jan 20th
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Jan 15th
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A friend tries to explain Pinterest
Aubrey - Just pinned your video on my board! Chris - Hey! What did you do now? Aubrey - Hahaha! I pinned your YouTube video on Pinterest. It made me laugh, and as I work from home, it was very apropos! Chris - Thanks! Women love Pinterest huh? Aubrey - I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. It is AWESOME. We’ll see if i get tired of it. [2 minutes later] Aubrey - And magically - You got repinned. Throwing...
Jan 11th
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I like chicken, I like liver...
There he was, sitting on the kitchen floor, playing with his cars. I’d be gone for a couple minutes, plus, the Permanent Roommate was standing in the same room. Granted she was on the phone, and getting dinner ready, but I’d only be gone mere moments. I had to piss. The worst possible scenario is he opens a couple cabinets and starts pulling out packs of napkins or bottles of paprika. It’s...
Jan 6th
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7 Parenting New Year's Resolutions (That I'll...
[Note — Just so you all don’t think I had a stroke or wrote this with my left foot (wasn’t that a movie with Daniel Day-Lewis? It was called something like ‘Just so y’all don’t think I had a stroke.’ ) I wrote this blog using an iPad app called Penultimate. It allows users to take notes like a note pad, using their finger as a writing instrument. Because...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
6 posts
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New Year's Eve
Dec 31st
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It's Laundry Day
Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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Auto Correct
Dec 19th
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Where Pets Go
Dec 9th
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Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Dec 6th
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November 2011
5 posts
Black Friday
Nov 25th
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A Christmas Story
Nov 18th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 4th
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October 2011
5 posts
Toy Story
Oct 31st
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The First Road Trip
Over two hours according to MapQuest. Deep into an area of a Pennsylvania I never planned to visit unless forced by gunpoint or on some reality adventure show like The Amazing Race. Not sure what would be so amazing about the middle of the Keystone state as far as a reality show is concerned. Frankly, I’d be a little pissed if I made it through the audition stage and the producers...
Oct 21st
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Oct 12th
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HAHAHAMYDADISLAZYAHHAHAHAA
He thinks putting a cute picture of me on the website will make up for the fact he hasn’t posted a note in some time. HAHAHAASTUPIDLAZYDADDAHAHAHAHA
Oct 10th
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Oct 3rd
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September 2011
4 posts
Sep 27th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 6th
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August 2011
6 posts
Aug 29th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 15th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 2nd
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July 2011
9 posts
Jul 28th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 21st
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Jul 19th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
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The Kid And I Were On TV
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Jul 7th
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Jul 3rd
June 2011
9 posts
Jun 30th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 6th
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