February 2012
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January 2012
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A Letter To Toy Makers
Dear makers of agitating and semi-pointless kid’s toys, Don’t take this the wrong way, but on behalf of all the parents in the world, go eat a warm sandwich baggie full of farts.
I’m sorry to use such harsh language but your incessant songs/rhymes/repetitive phrases voiced by a woman that sounds as if she chugs carafes of coffee before shoving an open umbrella up her...
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A friend tries to explain Pinterest
Aubrey - Just pinned your video on my board! Chris - Hey! What did you do now? Aubrey - Hahaha! I pinned your YouTube video on Pinterest. It made me laugh, and as I work from home, it was very apropos! Chris - Thanks! Women love Pinterest huh? Aubrey - I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. It is AWESOME. We’ll see if i get tired of it. [2 minutes later] Aubrey - And magically - You got repinned. Throwing...
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I like chicken, I like liver...
There he was, sitting on the kitchen floor, playing with his cars. I’d be gone for a couple minutes, plus, the Permanent Roommate was standing in the same room. Granted she was on the phone, and getting dinner ready, but I’d only be gone mere moments. I had to piss.
The worst possible scenario is he opens a couple cabinets and starts pulling out packs of napkins or bottles of paprika. It’s...
7 Parenting New Year's Resolutions (That I'll...
[Note — Just so you all don’t think I had a stroke or wrote this with my left foot (wasn’t that a movie with Daniel Day-Lewis? It was called something like ‘Just so y’all don’t think I had a stroke.’ ) I wrote this blog using an iPad app called Penultimate. It allows users to take notes like a note pad, using their finger as a writing instrument. Because...
December 2011
6 posts
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New Year's Eve
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It's Laundry Day
Auto Correct
Where Pets Go
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
November 2011
5 posts
Black Friday
A Christmas Story
October 2011
5 posts
Toy Story
The First Road Trip
Over two hours according to MapQuest. Deep into an area of a Pennsylvania I never planned to visit unless forced by gunpoint or on some reality adventure show like The Amazing Race. Not sure what would be so amazing about the middle of the Keystone state as far as a reality show is concerned. Frankly, I’d be a little pissed if I made it through the audition stage and the producers...
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He thinks putting a cute picture of me on the website will make up for the fact he hasn’t posted a note in some time. HAHAHAASTUPIDLAZYDADDAHAHAHAHA
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
6 posts
July 2011
9 posts
The Kid And I Were On TV
View more videos at: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com.
June 2011
9 posts