April 2011
14 posts
Apr 29th
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Dancing Naked To The Backyardigans Theme And Other...
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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These are the holidays that are much better now that I’ve got a kid… Christmas Christmas started to lose it’s magic in my mid-20’s. I mean I still loved the holiday but it became more of a hassle each year and by the time I was done shopping, wrapping, spending, going to parties, spending, gifting people I didn’t want to gift, spending and everything else that goes along with the one day...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
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How I Spent My First Day Alone
“You can go now,” my mom said. I hadn’t noticed that I was still standing in her house. 

“I’m just making sure you’ve got everything you need.” “You’ll be back at 5 pm, he isn’t moving in. I’ve got what I need and the rest I can improvise.” “Improvising diapers. That I might stick around to watch.” I won’t say she pushed me out the door but I’m not quite sure how I got behind the wheel...
Apr 13th
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(Yup, that’s me and the old man. Circa 1980.) Click for a better view.
Apr 11th
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Naming a baby isn’t easy. I’ll admit as much. Check out my last name. I sympathize. That said, there is a set playlist from which people can choose. There are thousands and thousands of perfectly acceptable names. Nope. People have to be different. I thought maybe the months of sleep deprivation had caught up with my mind. I heard the names come from my TV, saw the spelling, repeated the ...
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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How Many Idiots Does It Take To Assemble A...
This is a video I did about one year and 20lbs ago (pregnancy weight). I just posted it on the Message With A Bottle Facebook page and everyone liked it so much I decided to put it up here as well. Enjoy.
Apr 5th
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Last week was incredibly amazing for this blog. It was mentioned on the Geek Dad blog on Wired.com, the awesome Nikki over at Moms Who Drink And Swear linked it on her Facebook page, it hit Reddit four different times and some of the individual post-it notes were submitted to the Win blog. It made countless new fans and friends. It was without a doubt the greatest moment in my writing career,...
Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
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