A Letter To Toy Makers
Dear makers of agitating and semi-pointless kid’s toys, Don’t take this the wrong way, but on behalf of all the parents in the world, go eat a warm sandwich baggie full of farts.[[MORE]] I’m sorry to use such harsh language but your incessant songs/rhymes/repetitive phrases voiced by a woman that sounds as if she chugs carafes of coffee before shoving an open umbrella up her...
A friend tries to explain Pinterest
Aubrey - Just pinned your video on my board! Chris - Hey! What did you do now?[[MORE]] Aubrey - Hahaha! I pinned your YouTube video on Pinterest. It made me laugh, and as I work from home, it was very apropos! Chris - Thanks! Women love Pinterest huh? Aubrey - I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. It is AWESOME. We’ll see if i get tired of it. [2 minutes later] Aubrey - And magically - You got repinned....
I like chicken, I like liver...
There he was, sitting on the kitchen floor, playing with his cars. I’d be gone for a couple minutes, plus, the Permanent Roommate was standing in the same room. Granted she was on the phone, and getting dinner ready, but I’d only be gone mere moments. I had to piss. The worst possible scenario is he opens a couple cabinets and starts pulling out packs of napkins or bottles of paprika. It’s...
7 Parenting New Year's Resolutions (That I'll...
[Note — Just so you all don’t think I had a stroke or wrote this with my left foot (wasn’t that a movie with Daniel Day-Lewis? It was called something like ‘Just so y’all don’t think I had a stroke.’ ) I wrote this blog using an iPad app called Penultimate. It allows users to take notes like a note pad, using their finger as a writing instrument. Because...
New Year's Eve
It's Laundry Day
Where Pets Go
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
A Christmas Story