To: Me

From: Permanent Roommate

Subject: (blank)

I got a call from my dad’s cell phone. He locked himself out of our house and Evan is inside the house.
So I did about 90 mph home and I pull up and my dad is standing outside and Evan’s face is pressed up against the glass door and he’s smiling.

My dad said they were playing in his kitchen and my dad went out back to see how hot is was and didn’t realize the door was locked.

I got there in 5 minutes and my dad said Evan thought they were playing hide and seek and he kept running from the back door to the front door.

Just thought you should know.


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    ok this is cute as heck
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    OMG; sorry but im laughing way
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